Strawberry Heiress

Meghan D
21
Philadelphia

danytheme:

We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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A Guide To Talking Dirty Throughout History

professorfangirl:

kedgeree11:

fastcodesign:

Ever wondered what they called anal sex in the 16th century, or cunnilingus during World War II?

Ever wonder what sex was called in the 1600s, how you might ask for a blowjob during the reign of Queen Elizabeth, or how your great-grandfather might have asked for anal sex?

Following up on his research which gave us 2,600 words for genitalia throughout the ages, slang lexicographer Jonathon Green has given us three amazing new resources, describing what sexual intercourse, oral and anal, and sexual secretions and contraceptives have been called at various points over the last 700 years.

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I’m going to be more careful about announcing I need to go clean up the kitchen.

WHITEWASHING SOMEONE’S KIDNEYS OH MY GOD

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beckpoppins:

mirikutie:

History and evolution of Gyaru (gal) as seen in Popteen demonstrated by Pop Models

1990s to Present

the 2003-2006 was a hell of a time for the whole god damn teen universe